A SUNDAY SILLY...

 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!

Hope you have some Loverly plans for the day. If you're not sure what to do, I left some ideas over on you know where...

I had to share this silly I got on an email. I mean. even Nuns need to giggle sometimes :D

Enjoy...


Can you imagine the Nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure? Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you know the Bible even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Catholic elementary school test.

Kids were asked questions about the Old Testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by the children and have not been retouched or corrected, incorrect spelling has been left in...

1) In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.

2) Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.

3) Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night. 

4) The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals..

5) Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah

6) Sampson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.

7) Moses led the jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

8) the egyptians were all drewned in the dessert. afterwards, Moses went up to the mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.

9) The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

10) The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery

11)  Moses died before he ever reached Canada the Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of the geritol

12) The greatest miricle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and obey him.

13) David was a hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.

14) Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines

15) When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the magna carta.

16)When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager

17) Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

18) St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.

19) Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explanied a man doth not live by sweat alone.

20) It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

21) the people who fallowed the lord were called the 12 decibels.

22) The epistels were the wives of the apostles

23) One of the oppossums was st. Mathew who was also a taximan.

24) St. Paul cavorted to christianity, he preached holy actimony which is another name for marriage.

25) Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

Ok, share a BIG kiss 

 with someone you love today!

And keep smilin (O:

 
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