Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to
pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as
a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers.
but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man
and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:
John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough,
Plus they had one in the oven.
Plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
Mwahahaha...my bad :)
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5 comments:
I wasn't going to laugh, but I couldn't help myself. Pfffft! That was cute, Jake!
I love the puns and word play. Very, very clever :)
CUTE. Did you make this up?
Thanks for a great grin and giggle this morning! I'd heard another version of this many years ago. The puns are so good.
BWHAHAHAHA.......incredibly clever and funny!
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