LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

8/10/10

A TICKLE FOR TUESDAY...




These classifieds
 actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper


  
       FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
 neighbor's dog.

       FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall
fences in a single bound.

      FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

      COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

     NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

       GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

       JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

       WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
    
     FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best
offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.



Have a silly Tuesday :)







Keep Smilin (o:

2 comments:

Parsley said...

TOO FUNNY!!!

Pearl said...

Love those adds, I can't believe I wasn't a follower? I is now! Hope your well, Love Pearl