I believe God has a sense of humor...
So some Sunday's if you visit here,
you'll giggle along with us...

Cussing in Church

 A Crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the
secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
 misunderstood you... What did you say?"

 "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this

 The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him
of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen
to that foul language.

 They both return to her office, and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what
 seems to be the problem here?"

 "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in
 the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of
 this damn money. "

 "I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

Life's full of CHANGES...