LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

4/20/11

CHOPPERS.....




NOPE, THIS POST ISN'T ABOUT THESE...


ALTHOUGH I COULD DO ONE ABOUT MY MOM AND THESE SOMEDAY:)


THIS TIME IT'S ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS.

 AND ONLY CAUSE I FEEL THE NEED

TO TELL ABOUT MY STUBBORN DAD.

THE 83 YEAR OLD ONE.

THE ONE WHO WOULDN'T EVER GO TO A DENTIST.






THE ONE WHO FINALLY GAVE IN

AND GOT SOME NEW ONES.

IN 1976....

AND THEY'VE BEEN IN HIS MOUTH SINCE!

 (no, this isn't him but the mouth is pretty close to it...)

THEY NEVER DID FIT RIGHT.

HAD A FEW BROKEN OUT ALONG THE WAY.

WHICH HE TRIED TO SUPER GLUE BACK IN....

HE WOULDN'T SMILE MUCH.

OR LAUGH OUT LOUD.

OR SHARE A MEAL WITH RELATIVES.


BUT EVENTUALLY, WITH SOME FIRM PERSUASION,

FROM A DAUGHTER,

WHO ALSO POSSESSES SOME OF HIS STUBORN GENES...

HE'S GETTING SOME NEW ONES :)


AND HE'S ACTUALLY SMILING ABOUT IT.

IN FACT, DOWNRIGHT IMPATIENT TO GET THEM IN.

CUSSES CAUSE IT'S TAKING SO LONG...

WANT'S THEM NOW.

RIGHT NOW!!!

BUT AFTER ALL THE RIGHT MEASUREMENTS

AND ADJUSTMENTS ETC.

HE'LL HAVE THEM THE END OF NEXT WEEK.

SOME THAT WILL FIT.

AND HE CAN SMILE AGAIN.




AND WON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE NOT TO GO EAT DINNER WITH US.

AT LEAST NOT THIS ONE...


SO, NOW IT'S MY TURN.

FOR SOME NEW ONES.

MY SMILE COULD USE A LITTLE SPRUCING UP TOO.



THINK THIS IS WHAT I'LL ORDER :)



THEY'LL GO ALONG WITH THE NEW EARRINGS I FOUND..




I'LL KEEP YA POSTED ON THE PROGRESS:)


OH, BTW,

ON THE DAYS WHEN YOU'RE DOWN IN THE DUMPS.

OR THINGS JUST AREN'T GOING RIGHT.

OR YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING TO GIGGLE ABOUT.

OR IT'S MONDAY....


STAND IN FRONT OF A MIRROR,

POP THE TEETH OUT,

AND PULL FACES....


 GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LOL!!!


WHAT, NO CHOPPERS?

MAYBE YOU BETTER GET YA SOME...





MWAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA...












Don't try to be someone else,
everybody's already taken.....

4 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

Your Dad will be so happy he finally did this!!!!!!!!
You get new choppers???? I have a few in my head that are still MINE...but they are kinda hurting too. OY.
Best of luck to you Jake!!!

mxtodis123 said...

These are some fun faces. Thanks for the chuckle.
Mary

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

Hooray for Daddy-0!!! Hope they fit much better, than the old ones.

.♥.

My Grama's Soul said...

Oh sweet Jake....I needed this today.....thanks for the belly laugh!

xo

Jo