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4/18/11

SINCE THIS IS TAX DAY....

 KNOW WHAT THIS IS?



$1,000,000,000,000.00



SO, WHAT IS A TRILLION DOLLARS?

WELL, IT'S A MILLION MILLION.

IT'S A THOUSAND BILLION.

IT'S A ONE FOLLOWED BY TWELVE ZEROS.




AND...

IF DOLLARS GREW ON TREES LIKE LEAVES,






ONE TRILLION DOLLARS WOULD REQUIRE 5 MILLION FULL SIZE MATURE MONEY TREES, THE SIZE OF OAK TREES, IN ORDER TO PRODUCE ENOUGH MONEY LEAVES.




NEED A VISUAL?

THIS LITTLE PILE IS ONE MILLION DOLLARS
(100 packets of $10,000 in $100 dollar increments).







 AND THIS....



IS ONE TRILLION DOLLARS.
(if you squint hard, you'll see the same dude with the red shirt standing in the bottom left corner)
 
NOTICE THOSE PALLETS ARE DOUBLE STACKED.

AND REMEMBER, THOSE ARE $100 BILLS....


THESE STATISTICS REPRESENT ONE TRILLION DOLLARS.

THE CURRENT US NATIONAL DEBT IS OVER 12 TRILLION DOLLARS
  

WHICH MAKES THESE STATISTICS EVEN MORE MIND BOGGLING...

(hope you got your taxes paid, they'll need every penny  dollar of it...blah)



HEARD THIS  QUOTE FROM A MONEY EXPERT ON THE NEWS TODAY....


"IF YOU SPENT ONE MILLION DOLLARS A DAY,

FROM THE DAY CHRIST WAS BORN,

YOU WOULDN'T BE TO A TRILLION YET".....

 
 O.M.G! 

(pun intended)


NOW DO YOU FEEL LIKE A TEENSY WEENSY HUNDRED DOLLARS DOLLAR AMONG A WORLD  UNIVERSE OF HUGE OAK TREES?

 

NO MATTER TO ME.

I GOT LOTS OF POCKET DUST:)


HEY,


MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE SOME OF THAT DUST,

AND GO PLANT ME ONE OF THESE....


YEP.

AND IF IT SHOULD GROW....

BRING YOUR LADDERS, RAKES AND  BIG BAGS

WE'LL HAVE US A *GOING GREEN* PARTY !!

TILL THEN, HOPE YOU'VE MADE THE TAX MAN SMILE....BLAH.

BETTER YET, HE'LL OWE YOU :)












Don't try to be someone else,
everybody's already taken...










disclaimer:

NO dollar bills were mutilated in the creation of this post:)












Don't try to be someone else,
everybody's already taken...

4 comments:

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

-chuckle-

Busy Bee Suz said...

You are so funny.
Money isn't what it used to be. :)

Sue said...

Quite shocking that small little guy in the red shirt next to all those 100s! Actually most of the facts were shocking and hard to get one's head around.

:)

Pearl said...

Amazing isn't it? thanks for the visual now excuse me while I kill myself LMAO!