LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

5/19/11

ARE YOU READY???

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COMING SATURDAY IS ?

NO ?

I DIDN'T EITHER

TILL I SAW....


THEN I READ...

Max out your credit cards. Gorge on your favorite foods. Gather your loved ones. Forget about grilling for Memorial Day. Because if Christian radio broadcaster Harold Camping is right, Friday is the final day of the world as we know it.....

 HUH ?

Camping, a self-proclaimed scholar, says 50 years of studying the Bible gave him the knowledge to calculate the moment when Jesus returns to earth — a date that, if you believe the Bible, not even Christ himself is aware of.

SO WHY DOES THIS DUDE THINK HE KNOWS ?

But Camping, who is president of California-based Family Radio, says he knows the end times are coming. Saturday, according to Family Radio’s website, marks the start of five months of devastation before the world ends Oct. 21.


NOW JUST A MINUTE HERE MR WHATEVER,

IS IT GOING TO BE


OR THAT SAME NUMBER IN OCTOBER?

DUH!

(I think the guy's been 'camping' out
in that California sun too long)


NO DISRESPECT TO ANYBODY READING THIS.

I MEAN,

I'M PRETTY OPEN MINDED ABOUT STUFF.

AND WHATTHEHECK,

NEVER SAY NEVER, RIGHT ?

BUT...

SEEMS I'VE HEARD/READ THIS CRAP THEORY BEFORE...

REMEMBER THE NEW MILLENNIUM SCARE STUFF IN 1999?

I ROLLED MY EYES AT EVERYONE

IN THE SMALL TOWN I LIVED IN.

REALLY.

I FOUND IT JUST SILLY TO

GATHER UP 50 GALLON BARRELS OF WATER,

HOARD STOCKPILES OF FOOD

AND BE SO DAMN SCARED ABOUT IT !

MY BOSS TOLD ME

TO MAKE SURE

MY GAS TANK WAS FULL...


I DIDN'T DO ANY OF IT.

JUST SHOOK MY HEAD AND, UH,

RESPECTFULLY GIGGLED A LOT.


THEN ON DECEMBER 31st

I ASSURED THEM

THE NEXT DAY WOULD BE LIKE ANY OTHER,

EXCEPT I'D BE A DAY OLDER..


AND IT WAS

AND I WAS


AND THE GOOD PEOPLE IN TOWN

AVOIDED ME FOR A FEW DAYS :)


SO, AS FAR AS THIS SATURDAY BEING THE LAST ONE,

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,

HERE'S MY TAKE ON IT...


TEN ?

HMMM...

SEEMS IT'LL JUST TAKE ONE..


 UH YEP,

IF YOUR DEAD,

YOUR GONE...





KEY WORD IS......

IDIOT





TITLE SHOULD BE

"THE REAL UNREAL HISTORY" :)




 NOW THIS ONES REAL-ER

THAN ANY DOOMSDAY STUFF.

TERRIFYING...

JUST SOMETHING MORE

TO *WORRY* ABOUT,

RIGHT?




 BUT HEY...


AND I PROMISE IT WILL,

(ya, that's MY prediction)



STOP WORRYING ABOUT...



 


AND NOT EVEN...

(ya, I can take the beating
with a wet noodle
I'll get on this one)


 IT'S ALL A PART OF LIVING HERE

AND

THERE'S  NOT. A. THING

YOU CAN DO

TO STOP ANY OF IT.

SOOO...

FIND SOMETHING TO GIGGLE ABOUT









JUST....





MAYBE EVEN THINK OF IT THIS WAY...


EVERY BABY

IS GOD'S WAY OF SAYING

LIFE WILL GO ON...



ME ?

THINK I'LL JUST DO A DANCE ON SATURDAY :)


COURSE I'LL BE DOING IT ALONE...


BUT...

I'M ON A QUEST :)

IF YOU'RE NOT ALREADY,

TAKE A PEEK  OVER HERE

THEN FOLLOW ALONG

THROUGH TO THIS WEEKS LETTER E

JUST SOMETHING ELSE TO GIGGLE ABOUT


SO....

ON WITH LIFE


THAT IS

UNTIL....


BLAH !





OK,


YA, THE END OF

THIS


L.O.N.G


DANG


POST :)













Don't try to be someone else.
everybody's already taken :)

6 comments:

CATIZ4PawPaw said...

Didn't you have to scrub any toilets today.

This post must have taken all day to write and look for pictures and think and type and look for pictures or at least two.

It would have taken me a month.

Take a ride around the base so you can see how long it takes to empty the smaller tank.

I love you anyway and just know that you love me too.

the smartass sister.

Vicki aka Jake said...

To the smartass sis above..

Ya, I love you muchly, BUT, I'm older, wiser and much more able to multitask then you:) BTW, I scrubbed 14 loos today and still had time to create this wonderfully informative post. Mwahahahaaa!!

Ⓙ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

He's quite a character, isn't he? The good thing is, many people aren't even aware of his, uh, prediction. Most are only aware of the 2012 predictions.

Oy.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I'll be dancing with YOU!!!!
No worries...it will end when it ends...like if Trump was Pres, then that would have been the end. :)
xoxoxo

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

-chuckle- Yeah, I heard that one too. Another End of the World coming this weekend. Ho-hummmmmmmm...

But can you *wait,* till Dec. 21, 2012 is approaching?!? The Mayan End of the World? Wheeeee whoooooopie! What a Christmas Season that is gonna' be. -chuckle-

Suppose some enterprising person will try to sell "Mayan Calendar End Of World Survival Kits"!!! To put under every Christmas tree!!!

"Let your loved ones know you really care! Give them a "Mayan Calendar End Of World Survival Kit"!

>,-)

Sue said...

LOL...LOVED your post Vicki! You have such a way of cutting to the nitty-gritty and being hilarious at the same time!

Hugs,

Sue