THERE'S YER SIGN.....

SOME THINGS ARE JUST COMMON SENSE

RIGHT?

IT HAD TO BE MALE HUMOR AT WORK HERE...

SPEAKING OF WATER,

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CATALINA ISLAND?

(you get to google it)

NO?

ME?

5 TIMES.

THE LAST WAS IN 1994...

IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE NICE, SMALL BUT NICE.

I WANTED TO LIVE THERE ONCE.

AND THE EX SAID HE'D BUY A HOUSE.

BUT...

THEY HAVE TO HAUL FRESH WATER IN ON A BARGE

EVERY DAY

THE SAME BARGE THAT ALSO HAULS AWAY THE TRASH..

THEY HAVE SIGNS EVERYWHERE TELLING YOU TO CONSERVE IT.

AND YOU LOOK OUT AND SEE WATER SURROUNDING YA

AND, THERE WAS AN 8 YEAR WAIT TO BRING A CAR THERE.

THEY USE GOLF CARTS

AND BIKES

AND THEIR LEGS

TO GET AROUND.

THAT I LIKED :)

AND MOST OF THE FOOD IS

SEAFOOD....DUH

THAT I DIDN'T LIKE

I ALWAYS ATE AT

ANTONIO'S

THEY BROUGHT A BASKET OF  PEANUTS TO THE TABLE

AND EVERYONE THREW THE SHELLS ON THE FLOOR

AND WROTE SOMETHING ON A DOLLAR BILL

AND TAPED IT TO THE WALLS OR CEILING

MY KIND OF PLACE :)

AND I ALWAYS ATE ' MAMA MIA'S DAY OLD SPAGHETTI '

I ASKED

YA, IT'S A DAY OLD

MAYBE TWO.

AND SOOOO GOOD!

AND IT NEVER GETS COLDER THAN 55 DEGREES

OR HOTTER THAN 75 DEGREES

(the weather, not the spaghetti)

AND THE WRIGLEY GUM FAMILY MANSION IS THERE

AND A CASINO, BUT NO GAMBLING

AND GLASS BOTTOM BOATS

AND FLYING FISH!

REALLY, I SAW 'EM...


OK, HOW DID I GET ON THIS SUBJECT?

OH YA

WATER.....

(I'm tired and trying to kill time until ten o'clock...)

SO, LESSON LEARNED

NEVER DRINK WATER

 FROM THE JOHN

 IN THE MENS ROOM...

THEY MAY NOT HAVE A SIGN TO WARN YA :)











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