LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

6/27/11

THERE'S YER SIGN.....

SOME THINGS ARE JUST COMMON SENSE

RIGHT?

IT HAD TO BE MALE HUMOR AT WORK HERE...




SPEAKING OF WATER,

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CATALINA ISLAND?

(you get to google it)

NO?

ME?

5 TIMES.

THE LAST WAS IN 1994...

IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE NICE, SMALL BUT NICE.

I WANTED TO LIVE THERE ONCE.

AND THE EX SAID HE'D BUY A HOUSE.

BUT...

THEY HAVE TO HAUL FRESH WATER IN ON A BARGE

EVERY DAY

THE SAME BARGE THAT ALSO HAULS AWAY THE TRASH..

THEY HAVE SIGNS EVERYWHERE TELLING YOU TO CONSERVE IT.

AND YOU LOOK OUT AND SEE WATER SURROUNDING YA

AND, THERE WAS AN 8 YEAR WAIT TO BRING A CAR THERE.

THEY USE GOLF CARTS

AND BIKES

AND THEIR LEGS

TO GET AROUND.

THAT I LIKED :)

AND MOST OF THE FOOD IS

SEAFOOD....DUH

THAT I DIDN'T LIKE

I ALWAYS ATE AT

ANTONIO'S

THEY BROUGHT A BASKET OF  PEANUTS TO THE TABLE

AND EVERYONE THREW THE SHELLS ON THE FLOOR

AND WROTE SOMETHING ON A DOLLAR BILL

AND TAPED IT TO THE WALLS OR CEILING

MY KIND OF PLACE :)

AND I ALWAYS ATE ' MAMA MIA'S DAY OLD SPAGHETTI '

I ASKED

YA, IT'S A DAY OLD

MAYBE TWO.

AND SOOOO GOOD!

AND IT NEVER GETS COLDER THAN 55 DEGREES

OR HOTTER THAN 75 DEGREES

(the weather, not the spaghetti)

AND THE WRIGLEY GUM FAMILY MANSION IS THERE

AND A CASINO, BUT NO GAMBLING

AND GLASS BOTTOM BOATS

AND FLYING FISH!

REALLY, I SAW 'EM...


OK, HOW DID I GET ON THIS SUBJECT?

OH YA

WATER.....

(I'm tired and trying to kill time until ten o'clock...)

SO, LESSON LEARNED

NEVER DRINK WATER

 FROM THE JOHN

 IN THE MENS ROOM...

THEY MAY NOT HAVE A SIGN TO WARN YA :)











It's ten o'clock
Carry On...

7 comments:

Colleen - the AmAzINg Mrs. B said...

10 o'clock curfew? Or are you waiting for a TV program? Anyway..I try to NEV-ER drink out of the men's room..and so far I have been quite successful!
Never been to Catalina Island..even though I lived in souther California for a while..Hmm..sounds lovely..excpet the whole water thing..

Hvae a good night..{it's 10:30..why are you still up??}

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

~♥~

Breezy said...

LOL.. Since I don't make a habit of visiting the mens room I doubt there is even a remote possibility that I will drink the water. But this does beg the question.."where did you get that picture?" :)

My Grama's Soul said...

Ahhhhh Jake love your sense of humor this morning. I can tell it is going to be a great week.

BTW....I've been to Catalina many, many times and I had no idea about the water or garbage thing. Thanks for the info.

Stay well,

Jo

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

The idea of the island is romantic until I think about the same boat hauling daily water in and trash out. Hmmm...Sanitation concerns for me.

I'm old.

But you KNOW those are my kind of temperatures!!!

CATIZ4PawPaw said...

Sounds kinda like Mammoth to me
{。^◕‿◕^。}

Busy Bee Suz said...

If I ever mistake that as being a water fountain, well, I deserve the pee i drink. :)
Catalina island? Is that in CA? near SF?? I might have been there....can't remember for sure.
I don't like to think of my water being hauled in...or my trash being hauled out.