A WHAT ?
A HOARDER ?
Well, slide me into some boots
and throw me up on a horse Hannah...
I NEVER !
I mean, I may have a
But this ?
And it's not just a normal, run of the mill Hoarder I'm being accused of being, oh no.
Just feast your hungry, inquiring little minds on this..
And I quote (cause she said to)
"Some might say that one blog is overkill
...not me though. More than one and you are a hoarder.
You can quote me on that one. Xo "
SEE! I've been called a....
Well, snap my garters and find me a lamp post Mabel !!
Lets just do a little research here and see....
(Disclaimer...info is from Wiki, scratch outs etc. are mine. This is me spoofing me and not intended to make light of a true disorder, ok? Ok, carry on...)
Lots of perfectly healthy people have cluttered
hoarder Blog Hoar-der is not simply a pack rat. A pack rat gets rid of some " collectables" "posts" when he or she runs out of room (on the blog). A Blog Hoar-der simply moves the stuff i nto the bathtub onto another blog.
HEY, that's just being organized, right?
Ok what else is there....
Some fairly reliable signs of a
hoarding Blog Hoar-ding problem include:
Attempts to sort
junk informative posting from valuables more intellectual postings only results in moving things from one room blog to another
Being unable to use
rooms blogs for their intended purpose because they are too cluttered
Having too many
animals blogs to care for them properly
Ok, ok, just cause someone, we all know and love, sent me that
And just cause PJ called me the other morning and
And what about this guy? People giggle about his stuff..
Ya, we'll have that tune on our cluttered-enough-as-it-is little minds... ALL DAY NOW!!
in Oscar's trash can
While appearing to be the size of a normal trash can, Oscar's residence is actually larger inside than the exterior would suggest. Oscar has noted through the years that it boasts such amenities as a farm, swimming pool, ice, rink, bowling alley, and a piano. Other items include Slimey, Oscar's pet worm; Fluffy, Oscar's pet elephant; Oscar's shoes; and a dimension gate to Grouchland, Oscar's hometown.
See, Oscar's world is very livable....
But then I saw this...
hoarding Blog Hoar-ding is not, at the moment, well understood in the community, and it can be a difficult to treat. The best way to increase the chances of overcoming a hoarding Blog Hoar-ding problem is to catch it in its early stages: If you see signs in yourself, or you suspect someone you love might be headed down a dangerous path, reach out. Hoarding Blog Hoar-ding is not about laziness or sloppiness or being a "gross" person. It's a manifestation of a deeper emotional problem, and immediate attention can help nip it in the bud.
Guess I been exposed...
Nipped in the bud so to speak...
So I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do....
IF, and that's a VERY BIG IF... I get TEN comments on here
Yep, I'll take the cure...
I don't think I've ever had 10 comments on any one post here...let me go see, hold on a minute...
Well I'll be dipped, I found one with 11, yes ELEVEN comments so it really is possible!
So now it's up to YOU or whoever...
Go see the other two first, (links are on the sidebar, top right. *the other me's*) then decide if they can somehow be
Blog Hoar-der or not, I have a reputation to uphold here :)
I'll even give it a few days to happen...
post update....everyone's comment counts! Except maybe 9 of the 10 SUZ left...mwahahah