LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

1/6/12

IT'S DANG NEAR DEAD.....

On it's last hurrah
Headin out to pasture
One foot in the grave

AND GOOD DANG RIDDANCE TO IT!

Taking a day off work today.
Need to make a trip to civilization
Cause I'm living out on the edge of dangstinkinnowhere.
The place where lizards come to die
Then turn around and leave
Cause it's even too desolate for them...

If you look at the cartoon pic, you'll see why
The stinkin mouse is what it's all about
I've shook it
Talked nice to it
Banged it on the mouse pad
Talked nicer to it
Bared my teeth at it
Cussed at it
Shoved more than one new battery up it
Cried on it
Pleaded with it
Threatened to flush it
And other things not suitable for blogland...

Took me a long dang time to even post this

So now I've given up
Threw in the towel
Waved the white flag
Admitted defeat
Called the priest....

Think I'll go see if I can find a firecracker
The little ones about the size of a AA battery
I know just where I want to shove it....

Mwahaha!

Enjoy your Friday:)

12 comments:

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(((hugs)))Pat

Jane said...

Heehee, happy hunting!

RoeH said...

Hmmmm....I know a few places those firecrackers can be stuck, also. May I borrow?

Dazee Dreamer said...

Do we need to hold a funeral for it. Cuz you know, I'd be there.

Colleen - the AmAzINg Mrs. B said...

I think there won't be enoough to have a funeral of you firecracker it! More like a creamation..do I hear taps playing??

Pearl said...

So youv'e finally lost it, I knew it was just a matter of time. Don't you know talking to plastic has never worked? let alone yelling at it? Im telling ya one more time get a man! but be warned they do talk back....

Sue said...

hmmmmmmm perhaps you didn't speak nicely to it when you SHOVED those batteries 'up it'? Poor mouse may be feeling just a touch violated. :)

"The place where lizards come to die
Then turn around and leave
Cause it's even too desolate for them..." okay, this made me literally LOL

Hugs

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

You sure know how to make frustration a laugh fest! Hope you found a new one, Jake!!! xo

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my gosh, so much anger over a little bitty device. :)
Best of luck on the mouse hunt!!!!

Jann Olson said...

Oh dear, hate to see what that poor little mouse has comin. Oh, go ahead girl, never really liked mice anyway. Just happy that it's not a rat!
Jann

Jann Olson said...

Oh dear, hate to see what that poor little mouse has comin. Oh, go ahead girl, never really liked mice anyway. Just happy that it's not a rat!
Jann

GerryART said...

I'm guessing your mouse wasn't doing nice.
hugs
Gerry