Been by yourself, late oclock in the dark, driving up a winding canyon road to get home after spending hours trying on bras that NEVER fit, trying your best to eat a Chicken Pot Pie from that finger lickin good place, and encounter a deer in the headlights?
Me neither.
But I did do all the above yesterday after work, except for the deer. Luckily I didn't see a deer in the mountains. In actuality it was a Jackrabbit in the headlights on the ten mile stretch after the winding road. Frozen still until I got right up to it, then it played chicken with my Elantra and won:)
Dang thing was SO BIG, I thought it was a Jackalope!
Ok, back to the bra buying fiasco. I know what my first question in Heaven will be...after I slide in all used up. "WhatTheHell! I don't remember asking for girls so out-of-proportion to the rest of me that my bras have muffin tops worse than my jeans do! They're just dang obnoxious!"
Can't wait to hear the answer to THAT one....
I'm suppose to be sharing pictures of grandkiddies and rain boots, huh. If you've hung out here long enough, you know how B.A.D. I am at following through on some stuff....
Hmph, bet that'll be one of the questions for me when I get there....all used up.
But maybe later today I can actually do that. I don't plan on going anywhere, so it may just happen..
Whaddya mean What's a Jackalope?
Later:)
9 comments:
You will hate this, but you need to go to Nordstrom, where a professional fitter will hook you up. Honest. That's what God would tell you too.
Hehe, will you also be sharing pics of the muffin tops?!
Follow thru is everything.
I sorta hate people who say that.
Be you.
~Mary
I hate bras. I hate that the straps always fall down. I hate if you wear a strapless one, the boob part falls down. I say, lets burn our bras. oops someone already did that
Not too fond of bras either. Or trying them on, and buying them. But - it looks like everyone is wearing one these days, and the bras they sell are the stuffy, stand-up-by-yourself kind - what the heck?
And yes, going to a good/expensive store and having someone fit you is the way to go, unfortunately.
Glad to see you on the blog again!
Guess what I did yesterday? I went to J.C. Penny to get shoes then started wandering around and saw no one at the bra department. One sales lady so I asked if they still do fittings? Oh yes, so she hands me 7 bras to try on and says I'll be right here if you need me. Of course once again none fit but the last one does look good but I need a bigger size. Sorry she says were out of anything bigger? She says you will have to use and exstention. I'm like wah I hate those. So I buy it and it's underwire put my exstension on and fits!! As the day wore on..what happens with underwire? it rubs so had I dam near have blisters. Now I know why Maxine says "A big baggy sweater will do me just fine!!" I give up :/
Deer? Jackalopes? Boobalopes?
Oh, yeah, I get you on the bra thing. Even when I was a tiny little thing...it was an issue. When I grew into a woman size....it was an issue.
Bra's and bathing suits...I could live without ever trying them on. **If I had MY wish that is**
Glad you are home!
what you talking about, Willis? Proportion as to what, a 65 inch television in the living room? It's all in the mind's eye.
You know I'd really feel sorry for you big breasted people, but try going in to buy a 32 barley an A. Could probably get away with a 30 no cup, but they don't even sell that size.
*note to lil sis...
Yes they do, they're called training bras:) You got the mom's boob genes. I got aunt Ella's....
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