LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

7/1/10

CHANGE in a BOTTLE....X IS FOR....



XXX

MWAHAHAHA

Mrs Matlock has no idea what I'm up to in her
cool ALPHABETHURSDAY class every week.
(Ya, click there to go see what the scholarly kids are up too...)

Sometimes I think she holds her breath
when she see's how I start...
And maybe she lets out a few gasps
between the giggles.
But it usually ends in a ~sigh~,
knowing all is well in her world of letters.

BUT, THIS TIME I'M GONNA DO....

Tripple X's Teach!

Know what that means..huh, huh...
do ya ...huh???

Bet I know what you're thinking....hmmmm..



Ok, let your breath out and lookysee what I'm tellin bout...

CORKY DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE A PICTURE....

BUT UGH...MY TUMMY HURTS ALREADY....


LOOK AT THIS AWESOME PLACE..
TRIPLE XXX RESTAURANT !




AND A *TASTE* OF WHAT THEY MAKE...


THAT'S BIGGER THAN HER HEAD!
And her eyes :)


Pffft! That's just child's play. Check this one out.
The Quadruple Bypass Burger
found at The Heart Attack Grill in Chandler Arizona




HEY MR JENNY, YA BEEN THERE ?
IT'S CLOSE  :)



LOOK AT THIS PLACE..



COOL INSIDE, HUH...

OPEN W.I.D.E....

THEN YOU'LL NEED SOME OF THIS...

THIRSTY?
YA, ME TOO...

NERVOUS YET TEACH?
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE..
DO YA REALLY THINK I'D DO THIS
WITHOUT SOME XXX VIDEO'S ?

MWAHAHAHAH..... HERE THEY ARE !


OF COURSE WE GOTTA SEE....
LADY GAG-A





HOW BOUT A XXX SLOW MODE
LIGHTNIN SHOW?



AND THEN THERE'S THIS....



 XXX RATED SPIDER!



 OK, ONE MORE XXX THAT'LL MAKE YA CRINGE..




TOLD YA SO...


OK, NOW I'M LIKE LADY GAG-A......

OUTERSPACE ON THE 'OL BLACKBOARD :)

SEE YA NEXT WEEK
WHEN I ASK MRS MATLOCK Y ?


FYI...
There were no viewings of real XXX rated video's while researching....
REALLY!! :)



Keep Smilin (o:

15 comments:

Cheryl D. said...

Some of that was horrifying! Ugh! I feel nauseous. I think I would have preferred the other XXX (yes, my mind was in the gutter).

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

When you ask Mrs. Matlock Y......

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Only you would come up with XXX's, Jake! Who knew there were so many?! Those burgers made me want to hurl, hork, blow chunks, puke, vomit....

Terra said...

I bet you Miss Jenny LOVES coming here this was a fabulous post! I just read about that Quadruple Bypass burger in a magazine...EWWWWWWWWWWW

Cheryl said...

I wish I'd read this when my stomach wasn't already upset. I hate to puke so I'm just swallowing really hard to keep it at bay.

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

I guess we eat too much in this country. Those burgers are huge! There were some neat looking places. The inside of the one was a trip down Memory Lane.

Sue said...

Those horrendous burgers are waaaaaay
beyond XXX (totally vomit enducing, in which case I guess they are XXX).

Love the look of that XXX Rootbeer restaurant (and I love rootbeer).

Some of those vids Vicki? LOL think you would have been better with the xxx-steamy ones. (or maybe not)

Hugs,

Sue

The Muse said...

I am still hung up on the whole stingray thing....Uuugh ...
Just imagine all the big xxx monsters that would just to have us as appetizers!

:) Hope the teacher Ms Jenny is in a good mood..., did you at least leave her an apple? Oh my!
LOL

Jo said...

omg that spider scared the @#!# out of me!!! and those burgers ... wow!!!

signed...bkm said...

Unbelievable burgers, I will never look at a burger the same way...(I think I'll stick to In and Out Burger... great pics and post...bkm

Sarah said...

Those are some amazing burgers! Just in time for the 4th of July! LOL

Viki said...

Who knew so many things were xxx without being porn lol. Great X post.

Pearl said...

Question? "Why Is There A Lady Gaga Googoo? And who the hell watches her?"

Christy said...

Those burgers are disgusting. Blech, who really eats that stuff, I watched the lady gaga thing - don't get her at all. That last video is xxxtra nasty!

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

Um..yeah who can eat those HUGE burgers??? And wow! that last video of those strange creatures...fascinating! I will have to pass that one to my kids to see :o) The giganitc jellyfish was wild and the ridiculously huge snake...and the...

Great XXX post! (appreciated your FYI :o)

Blessings & Aloha!
Have a safe and Happy July 4th!
hope you can take a peek at my place... I have some slideshows...uh...although...not any XXX.

Jenny said...

Oh Vicki! You are a nut!

I have no idea where my original comment went so I'll post it again (and thank you so much for the heads up, too!)

I loved this post. It was totally fun. But you have to be honest...when you googled xxx restaurants didn't you get any more...ummm... savory sites?

They did a special on that heart attack burger here. The whole place is so cheesy...waitresses in skimpy nurse uniforms. I think Mr. Jenny really wants to go there.

Thanks for making Alphabe-Thursday such an X-stra special meme!

You are really a big part of the reason it is so Xceptional!

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