And this is coming straight
from someone who KNOWS...
Ok, so I've known this....
for awhile....
for quite awhile.
Like ALL MY LIFE....really.
So, what and where and how, you may be wondering.
Well, other than my *Off The Wall* me....
IT'S
MY
FEET !
Ya, them things that help hold me upright,
that let me get somewhere by moving forward,
that wriggle if someone touches them..
No 'At The Mall' Pedi's for me,
I gotta do it.
Now in my humble opinion,
and don't no one take this personally, but....
Feet are kinda ugly anyway.
And some people hide that fact
by doing tricks with them...
And I know we can't help it,
We're born with 'em...
And they're SO CUTE then :)
So, why do we let them get.....
UGLY??
in his own little world...
Or a woman who NEVER shaves her legs!
Or cuts her nails..
Even this little gal knows how to handle
UGLY FEET...
The majority of the rest of us do what we can to ummm...
Adorn Them...
Even Yours Truly....
So now can ya see what I'm talking about?
Does this closer up one tell ya?
I mean, other than being not so young,
and among the normal ugly...
MY SECOND TOE
IS LONGER THAN
THE BIG ONE!!
OK, I didn't need to shout it so loud...
So there ya have it...
But guess what....
While browsing to find Ugly Feet,
besides my own,
I found this!
And her's are longer!!
MWAHAHAHAHHAAHA !!
What a thing to blog about.....
Hope you have pretty painted toes too,
no matter what your feet look like :)
Keep smilin (o:
11 comments:
My feeling... Feet are pretty ugly and ought to be kept covered, all the time. Except for baby feet. ,-)
I've never had either a pedicure or a manicure. And I've made it along "just-fine-thank-you," for over 70 years. -grin- I don't spend money, on such.<--Which is a "kind" way of saying, I'm close with a buck! ,-)
Some say pedicures are heavenly. Good for them. I can think of a lot more *heavenly* things, than a pedicure, to spend my money on! -gigggles-
Keep cool hugs...
My sister has a "foot" thing; she hates to have them touch her.
When we were kids, we used to have "feet" wars. We would lay on our backs with our legs toward each other (barefoot, of course) and press our feet on each others. Whoever pushed the hardest and could dislodge the other won.
It doesn't take much, does it???
:) Laura
No pain or toe rings here...what you see is what you get. LOL My second toe is longer than my big toe also. I have bunions and my pinky toes turn under from the side and I walk on the side of them. I don't know what my feet looked like when I was a baby but I have never seen a baby with ugly feet.
I thought this post was interesting.
Hugs
Sorry that should have been "no PAINT or toe rings". Hugs
Funny post but I'm really mad you posted my toes you know the last picture, yeah the one with the middle toe that looks like a finger! Sooo embarrassing...(yeah they really do look like that awwwwww!
Funny post but I'm really mad you posted my toes you know the last picture, yeah the one with the middle toe that looks like a finger! Sooo embarrassing...(yeah they really do look like that awwwwww!
Okay Jake. Where's yours? Ours all up and have been for-like-ever. Get a move on. Chop-chop. Time's awastin' over at the OK Corral.
I love pedicures and painted toes. Mine are never bare of polish. I have a funky chaco tan though from my sandals...great post. Those long brown toenails are extra creepy...
I'm not a fan of feet. The only pretty feet I've ever seen belong to my mom. She's in her late 70's and they're still pretty and young looking.
I inherited my father's feet and hands. Life's a b1t@# and then you die....
I agree, feet are one of the ugliest parts of one's body. Your's are actually not bad (as far as feet go).
One of my best friend's second toe is longer than her big toe too. You guys are "special" LOL
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my second toe is longer too...it means you are extra smart....really, believe me I know....I celebrate my homely little feet!
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