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11/11/10

CHANGE in a BOTTLE... H is for...

Hey Teach...

For me, H is for HAPPY 

cause I'm off on my Excellent Adventure :)

But I still gotta be in class...kinda.

So this week
, H is for....

HUH ? ? ? 

Umm ya...these are funky made-up words
with their own little meanings.

Some were a little tooo funky
so they didn't get to join the class...

Maybe some you wish were on that list too :)

But HEY, gotta keep bein me... 

HEHE

Maybe you've used some of them yourself.

Maybe ya will now...

Here's my H words :


A Harrison - A code name for a boy when you don't want anyone else to know who you're talking about


H2Hoe - Group of think-their-too-nice girls who should be locked in a tower and drowned!


Habberplabb - Exclamation of frustration

Hack/Hacking - When your trying to figure something out.

Haggard - Messed up or incredibly cool


Haha...Good one, me neither. - When you say something that doesn't make sense, say this phrase to change the subject.


Haints - Scary homeless person

Hairy Pairy Quite Contrairy - A bald person

Hammed - Drunk to the point you're hilarious


Hammered - Really wasted, drunk


Hamokash - Help


Hams - Man Boobs

Hangaburger - Another word for hamburger


Hank Marvin - Said when you are really hungry (starving)


Happy Vest - Straight jacket to a crazy person


Haquioktaha - A noise you make whilst mimicking a pig


Hard Glass - A promise that will not be broken
Harpoon Lounge - To say when leaving a place

Hawaiian Hot Box - To smoke weed in a bathroom while running hot water from the shower

He-bitch-man-slap - An incredibly camp man's slap, or used as a threat ie "Don't make me He-bitch-man-slap you!"


Head - The name you call a person who is being their dorky selves and its a greeting. Like for example: "Hey, how ya doing head?"


Head! - Funny shaped Head

Headuparseitis - Someone suffering from this disease is said to have their own head that far up their own arse that it must be permenant.

Heart - Someone who never gives up and tries really hard ie "What a heart!"
Heffer - a pregnant woman or cow


Hella - Super, a vastly large amount. ex. That hella sucks


Hellbaby - Hot girl

Hench - Big. ie "That gold chain is hench!"


Henry - As in Henry the eighth, 'I picked up a henry tonight'


Herb - Someone who is so outrageously out of style with whatever is normal. ex. a room of goths, a hippie. the 'herb' would be the hippie.


Herchan - Lots of many/plural

Here's your sign! - When someone does or says something completely stupid, this is the reply you should come up with. Inspired by the Travis Tritt song of the same name.

Hero Sandwich - A Giant Idiot


Hexleflux - A state of confusion- i.e- "I'm in a hexleflux"


Heyss - Safe - respect - cheers!!!!


HFFA - Hot From Far Away


hibida-jibida - When you bust your butt on a trampoline and then you fly up in the air and hibida-jibida is the word you scream when you're in the air shouting uncontrolably


Hicklypups - hiccups


High owl-itution of the Oztuhpeedious - Upset Stomach


Hilare - Abbreviated "hilarious"


Himglish - Man speech

Hip to the Jive - Anything that you find cool or awesome

Hippocrocadillopig - The lowest score in the order of rating something.


Hippodogacrocomooseapig - FUGLY
Hissilicious - Great, fun to be with.
   
Hit and Miss - The act of a male person headed to the bathroom


Hizzle Mc Fizzle - Nose


Ho Butt - dirty person (usually sporting a mutlet)  going nowhere in life

Hoba - Female hobo


Hobbledehoy - The awkward stage between a boy and a man.

Hoblab Cockian - Used when a man says the wrong thing at the wrong time
Hogo - A stink. Use it as "What a hogo..." (Actual word that rarely anyone uses anymore)

Hogwash - Nonsense

Hoikenschlager! - Geez! OMG!


Hojax - To punk someone, or to punk yourself


Holacalhatchi - Holy cow


Holla! - Used as a "ghetto" term, meaning "indeed", or "yes, i agree!"


Holler - "Usually said to member of opposite sex as in, "Hey baby, I just want to holler at you." Meant as term of endearment....it's like saying "Hey cutie, I want to get with you."


Holy Guacamole - When you are shocked, say it


Holy Crap Premiere Package - The best ever


Holy Shiz Nips! - Holy crap!


Holy Testicle Tuesday - Say that when you see something messed up or off the wall or someone really ugly

Holybejoinkers - It means Cool, or awesome, or anything you want it to


Homanahow - To fully appreciate something. For example: "omanahow this cookie is delicious"


Home-skillet - Cool person


Home-Slice - A really bad gangsta word for a person

or
Homeslice - A really lame homie, friend

or
Homeslice - A good mate. e.g. "Ma homeslices were hanging at my house!"

Honk - To throw up.

or
Honk - When you see something really disgusting and it makes you want to be sick you say, 'it made me Honk'


Hoo Tang - A Tang Party

Hoo-rah Henry's and Their Unicorns - Those annoying upper-class tarts who parade around in Mercs and laugh about how rich they are- and you aren't. They have unicorns because they're sooooo much special-er than us mere mortals.

Hooley - A real boring person!!


Hooper - A very hot woman


Hoopti - A broke-down car


Hooshavitsa - It is alternative way of cussing in a different language


Hooty Scream! - A very funny funny Person



Hopspankula - The tiny heart attack you get when you slip on ice...


Hornswaggle - To confuse someone.


Horrendufied - Adjective to describe how drunk someone is (eg "he was horrendufied last night")


Hosible - Hospital


Hoss - Cowboy Slang: Hoss can be used to replace words such as dude, man, buddy, bro, etc.


Hot box - To smoke weed in a van and get everyone high off the second hand smoke

Hotdog - You say it when you want to change the subject randomly

Hovised - When someone has a head shaped like a loaf of bread.




How she doobie???? - A phrase used to greet another - in replacement of "Hi, how are you?"!


Hoxinated - Hot and you know it


Hublahjenkins - To shout out when you are extremely happy, random, or pissed off.  Used for the main use of happy and randomness. Is the awesomest crazed word around!


Hudubuwah? - Pronounced "Huh-duh-buh-wah?" Response when someone says something confusing and strange.

Huggum - Dried up blood in your nose

Hulabaloo - Noisy

Humanoid - Someone who is not existing or answering you. Example: if you text someone and they dont respond like they usualy do, you respond "Humanoid..."


Humm-Ding-In - Really Smelly Individual
Hunda - Stupid. eg. 'he was being all hunda' or if someone had a stupid idea and you wanted them to stop explaining it to you, you would shout "HUNDA HUNDA!"


Hungry Pants - A constant wedgie where it looks like your butt  is trying to eat your pants


Hunk-a-blunk-a-whoo - Wow!
Husamoboba - Its kinda like when your annoyed because no one will listen to you, you say really loud "HUSAMOBOBA" and they usually go  HUS-A-MO-BO-BAY


Hutchnelpsnot - A fat chick who wears her clothes way too tight

Hwunnie - Another word for something going badly e.g "you have had a hwunnie"

Hymnglu - Phone 


Now you can go see all the Hunk-a-blunk-a-whoo... HERE

Mrs Matlock is so  Holybejoinkers!


Oh, gotta share one more....

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPIDALIOPHOBIA -

And that means...Fear of long words :)

Ok, gotta go find PJ....for real.

Ya, REALLY, I'm here at her house!

Mwahahaha

And oh, how much fun we're havin....

And the stories we'll tell...

See ya next week...

  Holacalhatchi  "H" posts, Head on over to Alphabe-Thursday at Jenny's place













Life's Full of CHANGES....

14 comments:

mle said...

Holy Guacamole! I hardly knew any of those terms - I guess I've got some learnin' to do : ) haha

Sue said...

Hilare.

;)

La said...

My aunt's last name is Hooper....I'll have to share your definition with her. Happy Thursday! La

Pondside said...

I can see that I have to spend a whole lot more time with the dictionary.

Life in Rehab said...

I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose. And I'm not drinking milk.

Amiko said...

Hunk-a-blunk-a-whoo!!

I am your new follower too...^^

JDaniel4's Mom said...

JDaniel can haquioktaha with best of them.

NatureGirl said...

Get OUT!!! That was hilarious..."Haha...Good one, me neither. - When you say something that doesn't make sense, say this phrase to change the subject." THAT cracks me up!

JJ said...

I am your newest follower from Jenny Matlock. My middle name is Helper. Please follow me as well. Thank you.

The Disconnected Writer
http://thedisconnectedwriter.blogspot.com/

The Cello Strings said...

wow,
what a list of H words.
lovely take.
xx

Rocky Mountain Woman said...

Wow, very cool!

I need to hone up on my vocabulary...

Jenny said...

What a hilarious link to Alphabe-Thursday! I'm glad you're off on your excellent adventure. I bet you two are wearing out your voice boxes...or ummm.... larynxs or something...

Your words just cracked me up! I said them outloud and my dog thought I was nuts!

Hugs to you both!

Thanks for linking to Alphabe-Thursday even when you're off at PJ's!

A+

Judie said...

AWWWW! Look what you did!! You made me wet myself!! Hhhhhhaha!

Shirley said...

There was a lot of laughter in that post. I need to save it! I need to share it! I have a couple of things I could add, too, maybe we should come up with a Jake dictionary. HFFA - sooooo funny and true! Too many others to list. You are a fun and funny woman. ;)