CHANGE in a BOTTLE... H is for...

Hey Teach...

For me, H is for HAPPY 

cause I'm off on my Excellent Adventure :)

But I still gotta be in class...kinda.

So this week
, H is for....

HUH ? ? ? 

Umm ya...these are funky made-up words
with their own little meanings.

Some were a little tooo funky
so they didn't get to join the class...

Maybe some you wish were on that list too :)

But HEY, gotta keep bein me... 


Maybe you've used some of them yourself.

Maybe ya will now...

Here's my H words :

A Harrison - A code name for a boy when you don't want anyone else to know who you're talking about

H2Hoe - Group of think-their-too-nice girls who should be locked in a tower and drowned!

Habberplabb - Exclamation of frustration

Hack/Hacking - When your trying to figure something out.

Haggard - Messed up or incredibly cool

Haha...Good one, me neither. - When you say something that doesn't make sense, say this phrase to change the subject.

Haints - Scary homeless person

Hairy Pairy Quite Contrairy - A bald person

Hammed - Drunk to the point you're hilarious

Hammered - Really wasted, drunk

Hamokash - Help

Hams - Man Boobs

Hangaburger - Another word for hamburger

Hank Marvin - Said when you are really hungry (starving)

Happy Vest - Straight jacket to a crazy person

Haquioktaha - A noise you make whilst mimicking a pig

Hard Glass - A promise that will not be broken
Harpoon Lounge - To say when leaving a place

Hawaiian Hot Box - To smoke weed in a bathroom while running hot water from the shower

He-bitch-man-slap - An incredibly camp man's slap, or used as a threat ie "Don't make me He-bitch-man-slap you!"

Head - The name you call a person who is being their dorky selves and its a greeting. Like for example: "Hey, how ya doing head?"

Head! - Funny shaped Head

Headuparseitis - Someone suffering from this disease is said to have their own head that far up their own arse that it must be permenant.

Heart - Someone who never gives up and tries really hard ie "What a heart!"
Heffer - a pregnant woman or cow

Hella - Super, a vastly large amount. ex. That hella sucks

Hellbaby - Hot girl

Hench - Big. ie "That gold chain is hench!"

Henry - As in Henry the eighth, 'I picked up a henry tonight'

Herb - Someone who is so outrageously out of style with whatever is normal. ex. a room of goths, a hippie. the 'herb' would be the hippie.

Herchan - Lots of many/plural

Here's your sign! - When someone does or says something completely stupid, this is the reply you should come up with. Inspired by the Travis Tritt song of the same name.

Hero Sandwich - A Giant Idiot

Hexleflux - A state of confusion- i.e- "I'm in a hexleflux"

Heyss - Safe - respect - cheers!!!!

HFFA - Hot From Far Away

hibida-jibida - When you bust your butt on a trampoline and then you fly up in the air and hibida-jibida is the word you scream when you're in the air shouting uncontrolably

Hicklypups - hiccups

High owl-itution of the Oztuhpeedious - Upset Stomach

Hilare - Abbreviated "hilarious"

Himglish - Man speech

Hip to the Jive - Anything that you find cool or awesome

Hippocrocadillopig - The lowest score in the order of rating something.

Hippodogacrocomooseapig - FUGLY
Hissilicious - Great, fun to be with.
Hit and Miss - The act of a male person headed to the bathroom

Hizzle Mc Fizzle - Nose

Ho Butt - dirty person (usually sporting a mutlet)  going nowhere in life

Hoba - Female hobo

Hobbledehoy - The awkward stage between a boy and a man.

Hoblab Cockian - Used when a man says the wrong thing at the wrong time
Hogo - A stink. Use it as "What a hogo..." (Actual word that rarely anyone uses anymore)

Hogwash - Nonsense

Hoikenschlager! - Geez! OMG!

Hojax - To punk someone, or to punk yourself

Holacalhatchi - Holy cow

Holla! - Used as a "ghetto" term, meaning "indeed", or "yes, i agree!"

Holler - "Usually said to member of opposite sex as in, "Hey baby, I just want to holler at you." Meant as term of's like saying "Hey cutie, I want to get with you."

Holy Guacamole - When you are shocked, say it

Holy Crap Premiere Package - The best ever

Holy Shiz Nips! - Holy crap!

Holy Testicle Tuesday - Say that when you see something messed up or off the wall or someone really ugly

Holybejoinkers - It means Cool, or awesome, or anything you want it to

Homanahow - To fully appreciate something. For example: "omanahow this cookie is delicious"

Home-skillet - Cool person

Home-Slice - A really bad gangsta word for a person

Homeslice - A really lame homie, friend

Homeslice - A good mate. e.g. "Ma homeslices were hanging at my house!"

Honk - To throw up.

Honk - When you see something really disgusting and it makes you want to be sick you say, 'it made me Honk'

Hoo Tang - A Tang Party

Hoo-rah Henry's and Their Unicorns - Those annoying upper-class tarts who parade around in Mercs and laugh about how rich they are- and you aren't. They have unicorns because they're sooooo much special-er than us mere mortals.

Hooley - A real boring person!!

Hooper - A very hot woman

Hoopti - A broke-down car

Hooshavitsa - It is alternative way of cussing in a different language

Hooty Scream! - A very funny funny Person

Hopspankula - The tiny heart attack you get when you slip on ice...

Hornswaggle - To confuse someone.

Horrendufied - Adjective to describe how drunk someone is (eg "he was horrendufied last night")

Hosible - Hospital

Hoss - Cowboy Slang: Hoss can be used to replace words such as dude, man, buddy, bro, etc.

Hot box - To smoke weed in a van and get everyone high off the second hand smoke

Hotdog - You say it when you want to change the subject randomly

Hovised - When someone has a head shaped like a loaf of bread.

How she doobie???? - A phrase used to greet another - in replacement of "Hi, how are you?"!

Hoxinated - Hot and you know it

Hublahjenkins - To shout out when you are extremely happy, random, or pissed off.  Used for the main use of happy and randomness. Is the awesomest crazed word around!

Hudubuwah? - Pronounced "Huh-duh-buh-wah?" Response when someone says something confusing and strange.

Huggum - Dried up blood in your nose

Hulabaloo - Noisy

Humanoid - Someone who is not existing or answering you. Example: if you text someone and they dont respond like they usualy do, you respond "Humanoid..."

Humm-Ding-In - Really Smelly Individual
Hunda - Stupid. eg. 'he was being all hunda' or if someone had a stupid idea and you wanted them to stop explaining it to you, you would shout "HUNDA HUNDA!"

Hungry Pants - A constant wedgie where it looks like your butt  is trying to eat your pants

Hunk-a-blunk-a-whoo - Wow!
Husamoboba - Its kinda like when your annoyed because no one will listen to you, you say really loud "HUSAMOBOBA" and they usually go  HUS-A-MO-BO-BAY

Hutchnelpsnot - A fat chick who wears her clothes way too tight

Hwunnie - Another word for something going badly e.g "you have had a hwunnie"

Hymnglu - Phone 

Now you can go see all the Hunk-a-blunk-a-whoo... HERE

Mrs Matlock is so  Holybejoinkers!

Oh, gotta share one more....


And that means...Fear of long words :)

Ok, gotta go find PJ....for real.

Ya, REALLY, I'm here at her house!


And oh, how much fun we're havin....

And the stories we'll tell...

See ya next week...

  Holacalhatchi  "H" posts, Head on over to Alphabe-Thursday at Jenny's place

Life's Full of CHANGES....


mle said...

Holy Guacamole! I hardly knew any of those terms - I guess I've got some learnin' to do : ) haha

Sue said...



La said...

My aunt's last name is Hooper....I'll have to share your definition with her. Happy Thursday! La

Pondside said...

I can see that I have to spend a whole lot more time with the dictionary.

Life in Rehab said...

I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose. And I'm not drinking milk.

Amiko said...


I am your new follower too...^^

JDaniel4's Mom said...

JDaniel can haquioktaha with best of them.

NatureGirl said...

Get OUT!!! That was hilarious..."Haha...Good one, me neither. - When you say something that doesn't make sense, say this phrase to change the subject." THAT cracks me up!

JJ said...

I am your newest follower from Jenny Matlock. My middle name is Helper. Please follow me as well. Thank you.

The Disconnected Writer

The Cello Strings said...

what a list of H words.
lovely take.

Rocky Mountain Woman said...

Wow, very cool!

I need to hone up on my vocabulary...

Jenny said...

What a hilarious link to Alphabe-Thursday! I'm glad you're off on your excellent adventure. I bet you two are wearing out your voice boxes...or ummm.... larynxs or something...

Your words just cracked me up! I said them outloud and my dog thought I was nuts!

Hugs to you both!

Thanks for linking to Alphabe-Thursday even when you're off at PJ's!


Judie said...

AWWWW! Look what you did!! You made me wet myself!! Hhhhhhaha!

Shirley said...

There was a lot of laughter in that post. I need to save it! I need to share it! I have a couple of things I could add, too, maybe we should come up with a Jake dictionary. HFFA - sooooo funny and true! Too many others to list. You are a fun and funny woman. ;)