LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

5/26/11

WTH...





SO...

YA KNOW HOW SOMETIMES THINGS HAPPEN

AND YOU WONDER WTH  ?


LIKE WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG WITH THE CAR

IT WON'T START

OR IT'S MAKING A WEIRD NOISE


OR WHEN SOMETHING ISN'T WORKING RIGHT

LIKE THE WASHING MACHINE

OR THE DOOR BELL...


SO...

YOU TRY TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO FIX IT

BEFORE YOU NEED TO CALL A GUY TO COME TAKE A LOOK


BUT YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE

LAME

ZILCH

NADA


SO...

YA FOLD AND GIVE A SHOUT

OR MAKE THE CALL

THEN LOOK AT THEM

WITH THAT DEFEATED AURA

FLOATING ALL AROUND YOU.


BUT....

WHEN A GUY GETS IN AND TURNS THE KEY

IT STARTS

AND HE CAN'T HEAR ANY WEIRD NOISES


THE WASHER'S WORKING FINE


AND OF COURSE THE DINGER IS LOUD AND CLEAR


AND THEY GIVE YOU THAT WTH LOOK ...


OK,

NOW THAT YOU'RE ON THE SAME PAGE AS ME....


FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS

THE DRAIN IN THE TUB

HASN'T BEEN DRAINING

AND THE SHOWER HEAD

HAS BEEN SPRAYING WATER IN ALL DIRECTIONS

FROM WHERE IT'S CONNECTED


SO...

I DUMP SOME BAKING SODA

AND VINEGAR DOWN THE DRAIN


NOPE

DIDN'T WORK


SO...

I GO BUY SOME LIQUID PLUMBER SUPER MAX

POUR IT DOWN THROUGH THE WATER 

GO CHECK IT LATER ON...


NOPE

STILL GOT WATER IN THE TUB



AND THE SHOWER HEAD?

MAYBE IF I CAN FIND SOME BLACK TAPE...


OK, JUST CAUSE I LIVE WHERE I LIVE

ALL I NEED TO DO IS CALL 2200

AND THE GUYS WILL COME FIX IT


BLAH

I GIVE IN


SO...

THIS AFTERNOON THEY SHOW UP


YEP, THE TUB WON'T DRAIN

AND THE SHOWER HEAD IS SPRAYING ALL OVER


WOOT WOOT

I'M ALL PUFFED UP

I WAS RIGHT !


SO...

THE GUY FINISHES TAKING OFF THE SHOWER HEAD

IT WAS JUST LOOSE.....

BUT HE MIGHT AS WELL PUT ON A NEW ONE


HMMM...


SO I ASK IF THE DRAIN IS PLUGGED UP

HE SAYS YES



I'M SO HAPPY CAUSE THAT MEANS

IT WASN'T ALL IN MY HEAD:)


THEN I HEAR THE WATER

GURGLING DOWN THE DRAIN LIKE IT SHOULD


I'M GLOATING

DOIN THE HAPPY DANCE :)


AS THEY'RE GATHERING UP THE PLUMBER TOOLS

THE ONE GUY SAYS

" IF IT WON'T DRAIN AGAIN

JUST RAISE THIS LITTLE LEVER THING

THE STOPPER WILL LIFT UP

AND THE WATER WILL GO RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN....."


WTH....



THEY ASSURED ME IT WAS OK

THEY NEEDED SOMETHING TO DO


SO...


DO YOU HAVE AN AIRHEAD STORY TO SHARE ??









Ummm Hmmm



CARRY ON....










Don't try to be someone else
everybody's already taken :)

6 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my gosh, that is so funny.
we had a full day last week where we could not get our garage door to close from outside the garage. It would only close from the inside.
Once we got outside, we could not get back in. It was kinda funny. The whole family trapped OUTside. We made it in via a back door and figured out that someone had accidentally hit the LOCK button on the garage opener. I thought we needed a new opener/machine thingy...it was just a button!!!

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

"WTH"?

Isn't the proper term... "WTF"...? I think so.

Gotta' get our outrage terms straight ya' know.

LOL!

~♥~

My Grama's Soul said...

Hi Jake....this cracked me up.....it does appear you are operating on "overload" at the preset time. Please take three deep breaths and call me in the morning!
teehee

Jo

Judie said...

As a matter of fact, I do! I put in a movie last night in the flat screen in our bedroom. Then I promptly fell asleep, and after a little while, Rod turned it off. O.k., so this morning we are going to watch the news and have our coffee in bed. Can't get the news. Can't get anything. Fiddle with this, fiddle with that, nothing works. Checked all the connections (weak signal kept showing up.) I finally gave up and gave the remote to Rod, who, by his own admission, is a mechanical idiot. Then I left to go write my Centus. After a while, I hear talking from the bedroom. ROD HAS FIXED THE TV!!
"What did you do?" I ask him. "I have no idea!" he replies. And sadly, he is absolutely right.

Ⓙ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

I am laughing so loud right now! We MUST be related!!!!!

Pearl said...

Oh my god that is funny!!! Thank goodness it's not "just me". to funny, thanks you made my night :)