LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS
5/26/11
WTH...
SO...
YA KNOW HOW SOMETIMES THINGS HAPPEN
AND YOU WONDER WTH ?
LIKE WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG WITH THE CAR
IT WON'T START
OR IT'S MAKING A WEIRD NOISE
OR WHEN SOMETHING ISN'T WORKING RIGHT
LIKE THE WASHING MACHINE
OR THE DOOR BELL...
SO...
YOU TRY TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO FIX IT
BEFORE YOU NEED TO CALL A GUY TO COME TAKE A LOOK
BUT YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE
LAME
ZILCH
NADA
SO...
YA FOLD AND GIVE A SHOUT
OR MAKE THE CALL
THEN LOOK AT THEM
WITH THAT DEFEATED AURA
FLOATING ALL AROUND YOU.
BUT....
WHEN A GUY GETS IN AND TURNS THE KEY
IT STARTS
AND HE CAN'T HEAR ANY WEIRD NOISES
THE WASHER'S WORKING FINE
AND OF COURSE THE DINGER IS LOUD AND CLEAR
AND THEY GIVE YOU THAT WTH LOOK ...
OK,
NOW THAT YOU'RE ON THE SAME PAGE AS ME....
FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS
THE DRAIN IN THE TUB
HASN'T BEEN DRAINING
AND THE SHOWER HEAD
HAS BEEN SPRAYING WATER IN ALL DIRECTIONS
FROM WHERE IT'S CONNECTED
SO...
I DUMP SOME BAKING SODA
AND VINEGAR DOWN THE DRAIN
NOPE
DIDN'T WORK
SO...
I GO BUY SOME LIQUID PLUMBER SUPER MAX
POUR IT DOWN THROUGH THE WATER
GO CHECK IT LATER ON...
NOPE
STILL GOT WATER IN THE TUB
AND THE SHOWER HEAD?
MAYBE IF I CAN FIND SOME BLACK TAPE...
OK, JUST CAUSE I LIVE WHERE I LIVE
ALL I NEED TO DO IS CALL 2200
AND THE GUYS WILL COME FIX IT
BLAH
I GIVE IN
SO...
THIS AFTERNOON THEY SHOW UP
YEP, THE TUB WON'T DRAIN
AND THE SHOWER HEAD IS SPRAYING ALL OVER
WOOT WOOT
I'M ALL PUFFED UP
I WAS RIGHT !
SO...
THE GUY FINISHES TAKING OFF THE SHOWER HEAD
IT WAS JUST LOOSE.....
BUT HE MIGHT AS WELL PUT ON A NEW ONE
HMMM...
SO I ASK IF THE DRAIN IS PLUGGED UP
HE SAYS YES
I'M SO HAPPY CAUSE THAT MEANS
IT WASN'T ALL IN MY HEAD:)
THEN I HEAR THE WATER
GURGLING DOWN THE DRAIN LIKE IT SHOULD
I'M GLOATING
DOIN THE HAPPY DANCE :)
AS THEY'RE GATHERING UP THE PLUMBER TOOLS
THE ONE GUY SAYS
" IF IT WON'T DRAIN AGAIN
JUST RAISE THIS LITTLE LEVER THING
THE STOPPER WILL LIFT UP
AND THE WATER WILL GO RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN....."
WTH....
THEY ASSURED ME IT WAS OK
THEY NEEDED SOMETHING TO DO
SO...
DO YOU HAVE AN AIRHEAD STORY TO SHARE ??
Ummm Hmmm
CARRY ON....
Don't try to be someone else
everybody's already taken :)
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6 comments:
Oh my gosh, that is so funny.
we had a full day last week where we could not get our garage door to close from outside the garage. It would only close from the inside.
Once we got outside, we could not get back in. It was kinda funny. The whole family trapped OUTside. We made it in via a back door and figured out that someone had accidentally hit the LOCK button on the garage opener. I thought we needed a new opener/machine thingy...it was just a button!!!
"WTH"?
Isn't the proper term... "WTF"...? I think so.
Gotta' get our outrage terms straight ya' know.
LOL!
~♥~
Hi Jake....this cracked me up.....it does appear you are operating on "overload" at the preset time. Please take three deep breaths and call me in the morning!
teehee
Jo
As a matter of fact, I do! I put in a movie last night in the flat screen in our bedroom. Then I promptly fell asleep, and after a little while, Rod turned it off. O.k., so this morning we are going to watch the news and have our coffee in bed. Can't get the news. Can't get anything. Fiddle with this, fiddle with that, nothing works. Checked all the connections (weak signal kept showing up.) I finally gave up and gave the remote to Rod, who, by his own admission, is a mechanical idiot. Then I left to go write my Centus. After a while, I hear talking from the bedroom. ROD HAS FIXED THE TV!!
"What did you do?" I ask him. "I have no idea!" he replies. And sadly, he is absolutely right.
I am laughing so loud right now! We MUST be related!!!!!
Oh my god that is funny!!! Thank goodness it's not "just me". to funny, thanks you made my night :)
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