TRYIN TO GET BACK TO WHATEVERNORMALIS :)
ONE THING FOR SURE,
LAUGHTER FIXES EVERYTHING
IT . REALLY . DOES...
GOT THIS EMAIL FROM A FRIEND TODAY
THINK I NEED TO GO ON A CRUISE....
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses,
swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls trip. It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.
Told him I wasn't that kind of girl....
DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and went inside for a drink at the piano-bar, stayed there the rest of the day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
GONNA FIND THEM LATE BLOOMERS.
AND TAKE A CRUISE :)
SOUND LIKE A PLAN?