OH YES
I'M STILL AT IT
BUT THIS TIME
I'M STARTING WITH...
OH OH!
CAUSE NOW I'VE DONE IT
SEEMS I'VE OPENED THE DOOR TO
OPPORTUNITY
OR NOT
LET ME EXPLAIN...
A CERTAIN SOMEONE
WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE
DECIDED TO HELP ME OUT HERE
OR AT LEAST
SHE THINKS IT WILL HELP
SHE SENT ME A LINK FOR....
ONLINE DATING!!!!
MMMMAAAAYBE I NEED THE BOOK FIRST?
SEEMS A BIT OAFISH...
AND OPPRESSIVE...
BUT WAIT!
IT'S NOT THE USUAL
*WOMAN SEEKING MAN*
THING
OH NO...
SHE SAYS
THIS IS THE MOST
OPTIMUM
OPPORTUNE
KIND OF
ONLINE STUFF
CAUSE IT'S FULL OF...
*
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*
*
*
*
*
*
FARMERS!
OMG!!!!!
OKAY, OKAY
I NEED TO FOCUS HERE
BE SOMEWHAT
OPEN MINDED....
FACT IS
SOMETIMES I SORTA LIKE THEM
COUNTRY BOYS
I MEAN,
ALTHOUGH SOME OF THEM
CAN BE
OBNOXIOUS
ABOUT..
OPHELIA
AND
VERY
ODDLY...
OCCASIONALLY
YOU COME ACROSS A REAL GEM
IN FACT
THIS COUNTRY BOY...
A.N.Y.T.I.M.E :)
BUT LIKE ALL THE OTHER GOOD ONES...
HE'S ALREADY TAKEN
AND THESE GUYS ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH...
SOOOOO
MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IT OUT?
GUESS I COULD FIND SOMEONE
I CAN JUST PICTURE OUR FIRST MEETING......
THEN THERE'S THESE QUOTES FROM MY COMMENT PAGES..
*"JUST GET YOURSELF A MAN...ANY MAN!"*
*"AT OUR AGE MOST MEN ARE LOOKING FOR A NURSE
OR A PURSE"*
*"ONE THIRD OF ALL ONLINE MALES ARE ALREADY MARRIED"*
OH BROTHER.....
WHAT AN OPPRESSING SITUATION.
COULD BE WORSE
I COULD BE AN OCTIPI...
OH MY...
I JUST NEED TO FIND A
PRANDSOME HINCE
HUH?
HERE
I'LL JUST LET ARCHIE TELL YA....
BEST ADVICE I'VE HEARD YET :)
SEE YA HERE
NEXT WEEK
11 comments:
What a hoot!
Downright HILARIOUS! Wow, you put the rest of us to shame with all that effort and all those laughs!
You've always found an amazing collection of great videos to share! Some of these are just fun to see.
What a great ride!
=)
You are always coming up with wonderful posts!
Your Alpha Thursdays are the BEST.
AW! I was hoping a happy ending for that first one! (I like happily ever afters)
And the Lowered expectations...hahah!!! and I always had fun watching Hee Haw growing up (especially Rindercella...don't "forget to slop your dripper!" lol)!
Oh Alan Jackson and Brad Paisley are awesome :o)
And LOVE that little video of the determined Octupi
Blessings & Aloha!
& thankyou my friend for stopping by...any time :o)
Oh! I was curious about the plural of Octopus, so googled it, cuz I had no clue! :o) Wikipedia said "Octopuses is the most common form. Oh well, whatever way you say it...that was such a cute video!
Blessings & Aloha!
P.S. Get a dog it's cheaper.
Wow that took up a large part of my evening which was great because I needed a good laugh! Loved the video of that country boy singing he sure is a cutie, and the best part which cracked me up was the T.V. with the wrench attached to it because of no handle, it brought back such fond memories :) Honey I remember it being hell being single, I got so sick of it. Now I'm married and I'm sick of that! Can't live with em and can't live without em. Thanks for the laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! I am laughing so hard here. I almost spit out my Lean Cuisine...which would be a catastrophe cuz these portions are so ridiculously small!
So...do it!
I can tell you love Farmers!
You are so funny. Your posts always crack me up!
A++++++++++++
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