LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

10/6/11

A SATURDAY SILLY...


OK, WHILE I'M GONE VISITING PJ........
Ole Fills In

A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting,
so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns
The following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of
Three patients. 'The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'
Asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,
Taking off everything including
Her panties and bra and lies
Down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't
Seen a man in over two years!!'

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,
What did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes!!


 And you thought I was telling a dirty joke!!





Carry On!
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5 comments:

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

At 7:38 a.m. A SMILE IS A GOOD WAY TO BEGIN MY DAY! :0)
This is ONE that I hadn't heard!

Dazee Dreamer said...

I loved this when you emailed it to me. And now I get to read it again, and yet be jealous that you are out galleyvanting.

Grandma Yellow Hair said...

OMGosh this is too funny.
Glad you shared this laugh with us. Yep you got me I did not see the eye drops coming
Love
Maggie

Breezy said...

LOL.. toooo funny!!

Busy~Bee Suz said...

Oh, so darn silly!!!