When I was a kid...a younger kid, I always thought it was so cool to hide my green on St Paddy's Day. You know, if you're not wearing green, someone can pinch ya! BUT if they do, and you are, you can pinch them back...twice!

But hey, there'll be no pinchin here.  See all the green on my blog? Ya, I knew I'd have to be prepared for this day. And my undies have green. So do my socks and even that overtheshoulderboulderholder I'm forced to wear has a little flower got it, green leaves! Now I just need some unknowing soul to pinch me... Mwahahaha:)

So ya, I'm ready for the day, right down to the green eggs this morning:) But with no disgusting dye involved. Huh you say? Ok, I'll share my green stuff with ya. Actually I'll share McKenna with ya, she's the one who showed me... Just Go Here  and you'll see how. And if ya like Smoothies, especially green ones, she has them too.

Now if I could only catch the green little dude with all the gold!

And whattheheck, if ya need something to give ya the green giggles, here ya go:)

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'
Can't finish this without a little ditty from Maxine....

Have a pinch free day :)



Jane said...

The Luck of the Irish to ya :) Loved these! May your day be pinch-free.

LuLu Kellogg said...

LOL, gotta love Maxine!!

Happy Day!


mxtodis123 said...

Happy St. Patty's Day. Loved these. Thanks for starting my day off right.

Dazee Dreamer said...

haha. you are the best.

GerryART said...

As you suggested, I'm wearing my grey w/green sox today. Thanks for the reminder, gal.

Anonymous said...

I ate spinach for lunch & I am wearing shamrocks a little girl gave I am covered. ~Mary

Pearl said...

To funny I have never seen a Maxine video before! I wish someone would do her as a stand up comic in charactor. Well I guess your ready for St. Paddy's Day! Enjoy the green and here's to your Irish heritage and to mine! Hugs, Pearl

Francisca said...

Hi Vicki! Hope you had a pinch-free St Patty's! Sure like your new header and blog theme; very cool!

[I am in Manila for a quick break, but will be returning to China in a few days. I miss blogging, but just have too much on my plate now to do it regularly. Hope you are well, too!

I am annoyed with Blogger for removing the follow comments options unless the form is embedded. Why the heck did they do that?]

CATIZ4PawPaw said...

I didn't wear green, yesterday! Well, unless you count the green ring around my shoes.
No not from the cow shit,
from the green green grass of home.

I'm not forced to wear one of those over the shoulder boulder holders. Mine didn't get bigger than a pebble. I couldn't bring myself to get enhanced when they have those wonderful silicone inserts that look like the real thing. Those are the only thing that stick to my skin and hold my bra down. I'm just saying. I remember my mom having falsies that had nipples on the end. They were made out of foam rubber. Do you remember, Lavika? Anyway, I can go without the undergarment and nobody would know unless it was cold and I was on high beam....

I hope you didn't fall off your chair laughing. I hope you didn't pee your pants. Well, okay maybe just a little chuckle or a smile with no teeth showing!

Love ya anyway,

Busy Bee Suz said...

Paddy is a naughty naughty boy!!!
I wore a little green. My eyes are green, so I win no matter what!