What's summer without a hot dog...or three?

WellHellNell! Guess ya better scoot your butt OVER HERE to see what it's all abutt er about.....

Thing is, supper last night was some of that processed beef sausage from Hilshire Farms.

Butt... I also had some steamed potatoes and carrots, and I limped up some fresh spinach in olive oil along with it. So that evens out the whole thing, right?

Besides, here's what someone else says...

"A healthy diet can include processed meants like hot dogs alongside your vegetables, grains and dairy"

So see, all I gotta do now is slather some butter on a slice of  7 grain bread, then have me a good bowl of ice cream to top it all off.

My tummy might growl (grow?), but my butt will smile:)

And whattheheck, I plan on sliding into Heaven all used up anyway....mwahahaha!


My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

You raised my eyebrows!
Like in...huh,what,how can this be. Oh...what GLEE. ;0)

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

I burst out laughing when I read that last line, Jake! Those are words to live by! XO

Jane said...

The wieners are bad, but the buns'll give you a BIGbutt (& hip) itis... !!

Busy Bee Suz said...

All used up? Gosh, I sure do hope so! Well, used used up in a fun/good way!
I suppose I am a dogs were the staple of my childhood! My butt is going to be sad about this new news.

Dazee Dreamer said...

You know, living on planet Earth causes cancer, so I'm going to enjoy a good ole hot dog once in a while. I love the wrapped ones you get a maverick. oh yeah, bahama mama.

LuLu Kellogg said...

ROFL!!! I am dying laughing!

You crack me up!


Anonymous said...

Hot dare you :o.
A guy in my building came home from a bar, put hot dogs on the stove & promptly fell alarm..all of us standing on the lawn at 2:30 am.

Bad memory..but funny entry.

Judie said...

Hot dogs dangerous? Hot dogs are as American as apple pie! What about Hebrew Nationals? Aren't they blessed by the Pope? Er, I mean Rabbi? I love hot dogs! I love 'um in a soft, warm bun, covered with chili and onions ( known at the Varsity, the largest drive-in restaurant in the world, situated in Atlanta, as an all-the-way dog.)

I don't believe this audacious lie for one minute! O.k., so they are loaded with sodium, and preservatives, but WTF? Aren't those two things in the major food groups? Salt? Preservative? and Sugar? That's MY food pyramid and I'm sticking to it!

GerryART said...

This post is a real winner, thanks.