CHANGE in a BOTTLE...J is FOR...

Hey Teach, I'm back from the Eastern part of everything...not sure they were ready for me...   :)
So anyways, I thought I better get my J done before the JYNORMOUS catchin up with everything really sets in...

And I thought maybe we could use some

JOKES :) 

 I'll try to keep 'em clean...

But keep your mind open :)


Ok, first off I'll tell ya a story about three guys who had a whole big pile of bricks...They sat all morning trying to figure out what to do with 'em. Finally, the first guy says "Hey, lets build a big fence!" So they did...When that was done, they still had a lot of bricks. So they sat there trying to figure out what to do with 'em. Finally, the second guy says "Hey, let's build a big BBQ Oven with 'em!" So they did...When that was done, they still had some bricks. So they sat there trying to figure out what to do with 'em. Finally the third guy said "Hey, lets make a path from the back door to the BBQ oven!" So they did...After all their hard work they had a nice big fence,a great BBQ Oven, a cool path to walk on... and one brick.So they sat there the rest of the afternoon trying to figure out what to do with that one last brick. Finally, one guy grabbed the brick and threw it up in the air.....

Ummmm...ok,


How 'bout this ...


At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly wife's marriage seminars.At the session last week, the priest asked Rosa, who said she was approaching her 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how she had managed to stay married to the same man all these years.Rosa replied to the assembled wives, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat him nicea, spenda da money on him, but besta of all is, I tooka him to Italy for the 25th anniversary!"The priest responded, "Rosa, you are an amazing inspiration to all the wives here! Please tell us what you are planning for your husband for your 50th anniversary?"Rosa proudly replied, " I gonna go pick him up."

Mwahahaha!

And this....


There were two statues in a park; one of a nude man and the other of a nude woman. They'd been facing each other across a pathway for over a hundred years when one day an angel comes down from the sky and brings the two to life.  The angel tells them  as a reward for being so patient through all the years of blazing sun and dismal winters, they have been given life for thirty minutes to do something they've always wanted to do. They look at each other and go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as she hears giggling and the bushes rustle. After fifteen minutes the two return all sweaty and laughing. The angel tells them they still have fifteen minutes to do something if they want to. He wants to do it again and asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies 'Oh, yes! But this time, lets change positions. You hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on it's head!'


he he he :)



Hey, and what was it YOU were thinking?



Well, guess I better stop before I DO get in trouble...



OH WAIT, WAIT...JUST ONE MORE!

There was this man and woman sitting next to each other on an airplane. She had a dog; he was smoking a cigar. It was a long flight and the dog kept yapping, which was irritating the man, making him puff even more on his cigar. Which irritated the woman, making the dog yap...you get the picture.
Halfway through the flight the man said if she would throw the dog out the window, he'd throw the cigar out the window too. Seemed to be the only compromise... so out went the dog and out went the cigar. Which made for a peaceful flight. As the plane was landing, the woman happened to look out the window and saw the dog trotting down the runway. Guess what it had in it's mouth.....
                                                      


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THE BRICK......



Mwahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Ok, now go see Mrs Matlock's class for more cool J posts this week.

Life's fulla Changes...