LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

3/2/11

CHANGE in a BOTTLE...U is For...

ULTIMATELY

UNBELIEVABLE!

Ok, this has to be one of the funniest stories I've heard :)


If you're holding a cupasomethin, better put it down....



Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.  The winner described her worst first date experience.

She said it was winter, snowing and quite cold, and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. 

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she began to realize she shouldn't have had that extra latte. 


They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room, so her companion suggested she try to hold it for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him he'd better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be on the front seat of his car!

They stopped and she quickly crawled out, yanked her pants down and started.  In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the other side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.  All she could think about was the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, as she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her butt was firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.  It was apparent she had a brand new problem....

Horrified and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance.

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then... he burst out laughing.  She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender...

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' 

Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? 
He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.



I know you're laughing your butt off :)



Now, with all that being said/read...
The 'all knowing' dudes at Truth or Fiction
say it never happened....
 
WHATEVER....

Someone had to come up with the story
and it's a good one nomatter:)




See ya next time in MRS MATLOCKS CLASS
U better go see her now though...










Life's Full a CHANGES...

14 comments:

Lola said...

Wow! What a story!

XOXO Lola:)

5thsister said...

I've heard this one before but it never fails to make me laugh! Thanks for sharing!!!!

JDaniel4's Mom said...

I love the comic!

Jo said...

I actually watched that episode ... that was such a funny funny story!!!

Wanda Metcalf said...

My husband and I have been together since we were 16. we have been in some of those little situations. Just makes love grow!

Thanks for the giggles =0)

myorii said...

Hee! You had me laughing my butt off :) Oh...I'm so glad I put down my cup of hot tea!

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD story. It's been bouncing around, in one version or the other, for a long time.

Sue said...

I'm almost sorry it's not true...

But it sure is funny!

=D

Donnie said...

I was watching the night that was aired. So funny. I know the woman told it..whether it was true or not I don't know.

Pondside said...

I don't care if it's true or not - I love it!

Life in Rehab said...

I'd read this before, but of course it still made me snicker the second time around!

Jenny said...

I must be living too sheltered of a life - ha! I've never heard this before but it was definitely funny!

I would say it's unbelievably funny but I guess that is really the whole debate here, right?

Thanks for the smile today.

It was a good day to laugh my butt off.

A+

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

haha...I'm with Jenny too...never heard this story til now.

Oh goodness! I can't even imagine :o) If it is true, that is good to think that the two are together... happy ever after...

Blessings & Aloha!
Thank you dear friend for your comment! The quilt is truly very simple...

The Cello Strings said...

creative and witty ..
smiles.
love the image, it tickles.

blessings.
Happy Weekend.