LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

7/27/11

Change in a Bottle...Alphabeluv O



OH YES
I'M STILL AT IT
BUT THIS TIME
I'M STARTING WITH...
OH OH!
CAUSE NOW I'VE DONE IT
SEEMS I'VE OPENED THE DOOR TO
 OPPORTUNITY
OR NOT

LET ME EXPLAIN...


A CERTAIN SOMEONE
 WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE
DECIDED TO HELP ME OUT HERE
OR AT LEAST
SHE THINKS IT WILL HELP

SHE SENT ME A LINK FOR....

ONLINE DATING!!!!


MMMMAAAAYBE I NEED THE BOOK FIRST?



SEEMS A BIT OAFISH...



AND OPPRESSIVE...



BUT WAIT!
IT'S NOT THE USUAL
*WOMAN SEEKING MAN*
THING

 OH NO...

SHE SAYS
THIS IS THE MOST
OPTIMUM
OPPORTUNE
 KIND OF
ONLINE STUFF
CAUSE IT'S FULL OF...
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
FARMERS!


OMG!!!!!

OKAY, OKAY
I NEED TO FOCUS HERE
BE SOMEWHAT
OPEN MINDED....

 FACT IS
SOMETIMES I SORTA LIKE THEM
 COUNTRY BOYS



I MEAN,
ALTHOUGH SOME OF THEM
CAN BE
OBNOXIOUS
ABOUT..
OPHELIA



AND
A BIT
VERY
ODDLY...


OCCASIONALLY
YOU COME ACROSS A REAL GEM

IN FACT
THIS COUNTRY BOY...


CAN TAKE ME FOR A RIDE

A.N.Y.T.I.M.E  :)

BUT LIKE ALL THE OTHER GOOD ONES...
HE'S ALREADY TAKEN

AND THESE GUYS ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH...



SOOOOO
MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IT OUT?



GUESS I COULD FIND SOMEONE

I CAN JUST PICTURE OUR FIRST MEETING......



THEN THERE'S THESE QUOTES FROM MY COMMENT PAGES..

*"JUST GET YOURSELF A MAN...ANY MAN!"*

*"AT OUR AGE MOST MEN ARE LOOKING FOR A NURSE
OR A PURSE"*

*"ONE THIRD OF ALL ONLINE MALES ARE ALREADY MARRIED"*

OH BROTHER.....

WHAT AN OPPRESSING SITUATION.

COULD BE WORSE

I COULD BE AN OCTIPI...


OH MY...

I JUST NEED TO FIND A
 PRANDSOME HINCE

HUH?

HERE
I'LL JUST LET ARCHIE TELL YA....



BEST ADVICE I'VE HEARD YET :)






SEE YA HERE

NEXT WEEK

11 comments:

jfb57 said...

What a hoot!

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

Downright HILARIOUS! Wow, you put the rest of us to shame with all that effort and all those laughs!

☆☆Mumsy said...

You've always found an amazing collection of great videos to share! Some of these are just fun to see.

Sue said...

What a great ride!

=)

JDaniel4's Mom said...

You are always coming up with wonderful posts!

Dazee Dreamer said...

Your Alpha Thursdays are the BEST.

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

AW! I was hoping a happy ending for that first one! (I like happily ever afters)
And the Lowered expectations...hahah!!! and I always had fun watching Hee Haw growing up (especially Rindercella...don't "forget to slop your dripper!" lol)!
Oh Alan Jackson and Brad Paisley are awesome :o)

And LOVE that little video of the determined Octupi

Blessings & Aloha!
& thankyou my friend for stopping by...any time :o)

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

Oh! I was curious about the plural of Octopus, so googled it, cuz I had no clue! :o) Wikipedia said "Octopuses is the most common form. Oh well, whatever way you say it...that was such a cute video!

Blessings & Aloha!

Pearl said...

P.S. Get a dog it's cheaper.

Pearl said...

Wow that took up a large part of my evening which was great because I needed a good laugh! Loved the video of that country boy singing he sure is a cutie, and the best part which cracked me up was the T.V. with the wrench attached to it because of no handle, it brought back such fond memories :) Honey I remember it being hell being single, I got so sick of it. Now I'm married and I'm sick of that! Can't live with em and can't live without em. Thanks for the laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenny said...

OMG! I am laughing so hard here. I almost spit out my Lean Cuisine...which would be a catastrophe cuz these portions are so ridiculously small!

So...do it!

I can tell you love Farmers!

You are so funny. Your posts always crack me up!

A++++++++++++